Really, Asia? South Park Yaoi Edition

Okay it may sound a bit racist or continentist if you will... but the entirety of Asia confuses me, sometimes wonderfully. Sometimes less so.

Exhibit A: Slashy fanfic cartoons that pair Kyle Broflovski with Stan and Cartman, amongst others, set to an emo soundtrack. I am all about some dude on dude action but I don't think I have ever once thought to myself, "This episode of South Park would really be improved if Kyle had killer abs and he started holding hands and snuggling with Cartman," but clearly someone else did.