Showing posts with label celebrity gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrity gossip. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2008

Marky Mark has no sense of humor.


Last week we mentioned that I really enjoyed the "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" sketch on SNL. Andy Samberg did an amazing impersonation of Marky Mark, but apparently it wasn't appreciated by the man himself. Marky Mark took time away from his busy pants dropping schedule to insult SNL and that sketch--laaammee. One of my pet peeves is the "SNL isn't funny anymore" line when people clearly don't watch the show. Granted, I do this with the show Family Guy and sometimes the Simpsons, but I occassionally watch both shows to see if there has been any improvement--and sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised. Anyway, I can only hope that Marky Mark's comments spur more Mark Wahlberg sketches. Say Hi to you mother for me, k?

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Made Up Celebrity Gossip!



Blind Item! 

Which actress, who seems to have stopped aging in the early 90s and has a new hit TV show, is using powerful Haitian voodoo to drain the youth from her bedraggled former child-co-star?







In light of recent events we thought it’d simplify things to release complete list of celebrities that AREN’T gay:

Patrick StewartAnyone that can spend that much time with Jonathan Frakes’ beard without succumbing to temptation is definitely full-on hetero.
Tom Selleck
Michael PhelpsHe’s only gay for me.
Christian Bale 
The Jonas Brothers - Congratulations tween girls! 
Angelica Huston
Brad PittDammit!
Dexter Freebish
Peter O’TooleIn spite of his name AND Lawrence of Arabia.
Connie Chung
The Starting Line-up of the Minnesota Vikings
Portia de RossiShe’s actually a man.
Laura Bush
Ryan SeacrestYeah, who would’ve guessed it.
Rue McClanahan
Buddy EbsenNo matter how much Jethro threw himself at him.

Everyone else... gay! 

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