Made Up Celebrity Gossip!

Chris Noth announced in a press release this morning that he's officially giving up his long held post at the 8th Street Starbucks by NYU saying he feels he's gotten "too old to be picking up undergrads by asking them 'You know why they call me Mr. Big right?'" So to all the ladies hoping to bag a Sex and the City alumnus, you've now got a choice between Evan Handler and Willie Garson. 

Madonna has finally responded to Guy Richie's comment that she was like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle," stating that she "resents the implication that [she] has ever cuddled with anyone." she then added "Marrying Richie is my life's biggest regret," clarifying that it was indeed above "Swept Away, topping Dennis Rodman, and the American Life album." 

Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof having made the jump from Buffy co-stars to husband and wife, will be trying on a new role... Mom and Dad. The How I Met Your Mother star announced she's expecting, saying that she looks forward to the day her husband will sit down with their children and tell them about all the other women he banged before surprising them by revealing her identity.