Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Troll 2: Best Movie Ever?

Last year I had the privilege of seeing a midnight screening of this film with a few members of it's cast. Troll 2, while not a sequel to the film Troll or any film for that matter, is one of the worst films ever made. It also doesn't feature any trolls. It was originally titled Goblins and released in the U.S. as Troll 2 to capitalize on the success of Troll despite having no connection to that film. The following clip package features man of the wondrous moments from this D-list horror fest. The plot revolves around a family vacationing in the town of Nilbog (goblin spelled backwards) who are ensnared in a plot by goblin townspeople to turn them into plant matter, using special green food, so that they can be eaten by the goblins. There's a floating ghost grandpa head; oh yeah and a kid pees on dinner when that grandpa stops time in order to stop his family from eating the goblin food.  There's a fabulous 80s dance sequence too. Watch the whole clip package. You won't regret it.

"If my father discovers you here. He'd cut off your little nuts and eat them."
"Joshua is not a little shit. He's just very sensitive."
"You can't piss on hospitality. I won't allow it!" 
"They're eating her and then they're gonna eat me. Oh my Gooooooooood!"


variable said...

How do we not own this on DVD?

Malice Blackheart said...

LOL - "NILBOG is GOBLIN spelled backwards!"

Laura Major said...

my dad loves this movie...

Want some Joshua?