Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Grindhouse Fake Trailers

Anyone who managed to catch Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse in theaters (as I did twice) will tell you that one of the best moments was the fake trailers between the two film. Sadly when the films were split for DVD release the trailers got lost in the shuffle (i.e. saved for a future Limited Super Awesome Edition, those bitches).  Here are three of those trailers in all their glory, needles to say after this first one it gets pretty not safe for work (i.e. boobs and dismemberment). 

D'ont (Directed by Edgar Wright, Shaun of the Dead)
This trailer is a parody of 70s era international horror film trailers made for release in America. The title and the plot... incomprehensible and the overbearing voiceover (provided by Will Arnett) keeps those pesky foreign voices out of the trailer. 

More NSFW trailer goodness after the jump! 

Thanksgiving (Directed by Eli Roth, Hostel and Cabin Fever)
My favorite trailer in the bunch, Thanksgiving is the latest in a long line of holiday based horror films: Halloween, Friday the 13th, April Fool's Day, Black Christmas, Valentine and of course Groundhog Day. So yeah this trailer is gore-y and smutty and fantastic. 

"White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved." "You'll come home for the holidays in a body bag."

Werewolf Women of the S.S
(Directed by Rob Zombie, House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects
This is easily the best film Nicolas Cage has ever been in. It's also the only WWII film, outside of Quentin Tarantino's forthcoming Inglorious Bastards that I'm likely to enjoy. 

1 comment:

Kenneth said...

Nice crack on Groundhog Day there, buddy.