Political endorsements!

It can be tough trying to wade through the bias and spin offered up by the mainstream media. In attempting to select a candidate, we considered the opinions of celebrities like Betty White, who called Palin "One crazy bitch." When we read that John McCain was endorsed by Wilford Brimley and Dean Cain while Barack Obama had the support of LeVar Burton and Brandon Routh, we were torn. How could so many, united by obscurity and irrelevance, fail to come to a consensus? 

After much consideration and deliberation, we here at Pop Cultured have decided to endorse a candidate for President in the upcoming election...

DAVE '08!