Monday, October 20, 2008

The Office: Baby Shower

Breif Recap:
This week’s office was not my favorite. The first few minutes were ridiculous as Michael helped Dwight give birth to a Watermelon in anticipation of Jan’s Labor. It was just a little too far fetched and forced for me to enjoy, but maybe some people out there enjoy that humor…who knows. Phyllis and the party planning committee are hard at work on Jan’s baby shower, which isn’t coming together as well as Michael would have hoped—he feels that Jan deserves a “Golden Shower,” (a line which I’m sure Rebecca Morrell appreciated).

Michael told Holly he would probably act cold towards her while Jan was around, and Stanley informed us of his dislike for pregnant women. Jan showed up to the shower with a baby (little Astird), and ruined Kevin’s shower games. Throughout the day, Michael insulted Holly, and Jan sang a beautiful rendition of Son of a Preacher Man at her shower. Michael held Astrid while Jan was napping and said he didn’t feel anything, so he passed the baby off to Phyllis, then Angela somehow got a hold of her. When Jan woke up, Astrid was being photographed in some vegetables and it was hilarious, maybe the best part of the episode.

Pam and Jim were “out of sync” this week, but there was a touching scene at the end that showed how in sync they actually were. Another great Office moment occurred at the end when Michael defied Jan’s request/order, and asked Holly out. GO MICHAEL.

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Call Center Salesman Goes Crazy

I can't believe I haven't posted this video yet. I went through a phase where I was OBSESSED with watching and quoting it. A real call center call goes horribly wrong with added visuals.



"I can believable!" "Free CD Boner" "The future is gonna cost more money." "Little hoooooker."

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It Must Be Bunnies!

When I saw this pic and learned of the existence of Giant Bunnies I had but one thought...



Too obscure? 

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When Nerds Make Music

The following video, in which a song is made using only the annoying noises that Windows makes, is pretty amazing but nothing sums it up better than this bit of poetry from it's YouTube comments section: "I just love this song. it has an intense feel of hope in a troubled world, like if a great hero is forging a weapon to take down an evil, world-scale empire that has imprisoned his friends and threatens all life as the few remaining souls know it"

Um. Yeah.

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Who's Nailin' Paylin?

Larry Flint's posted the first, entirely safe for work, minute of his new Sarah Palin porn on YouTube. Apparently some Russian soldiers break down in front of her house. "Jeepers crumpets, who could that be?" Heh.


I've got only one thing to say to the fictional Governor....

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Scaaaaaaary Dog Pictures!

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Old Movie Trailers: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I love being a turtle!

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Most Ridiculous Invention on The Internet

Body-Laptop Wooly Jumper Puts You In Your Own Little World found on gearfuse.


Who hasn't often wanted really conspicuous privacy along with face and hand warmth while using their laptop in public?


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SNL Roundup 10/18/08 - Josh Brolin

Last night's SNL was like a gift from on-high for me: Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Marky Mark mocking, moose murder, MacGruber, a weird skit about fall foliage and rape and  a drama about a high school only filled with under-cover narcotics agents, Narc School. Sadly those last two aren't available online so they're not included in this post.


More of the best of last night's SNL after the jump!


MacGruber is a personal favorite of Laura's and while I love it I think the best part of these is watching her watch them and and having the MacGruber theme stuck in your head til Tuesday. MacGruber! 



So it turns out Marky Mark isn't a dick or maybe he is, but he's only a dick to generate buzz about an SNL appearance? Who knows. But this redux of Marky Mark Talks to Animals is pretty awesome.


and saving the best for last.... here's the Sarah Palin rap! "I got a bookish look and you're all hot for teacher!" For some reason Todd in the snowsuit really gets me. Also, Palin raisin' the roof may be the best political candidate appearance on SNL ever. Moose killa! 

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Scaaaaaaary Dog Pictures!

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Buffy Animated

Here's a short presentation made to pitch the never produced Buffy Animated Series, set during the first season. All of the original actors were set to voice their characters except for Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Home Movie Day

Today is Home Movie Day! If your City is hosting a Home Movie Day, you should attend!


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Scaaaaaaary Dog Pictures!

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Friday, October 17, 2008

The Awesomeness? of Tyra Banks and ANTM

My first post on Pop Cultured...I'm so nervous. Luckily (luckily?) it's a subject I'm quite familiar with: the craziness of America's Next Top Model. And whatsmore, the 15 % love/ 95% hate feelings I have for Tyra (I'm not so great with the math, but I'm sure hate wins out here). I'm happy/ashamed that I can speak with authority on the subject, as I've seen every season of this show at least once, thanks to MTV and VH1's constant repeats. I'm not the only one either, hmmm?

Video examples after the jump!

Top Model is a bastien, a safe haven, if you will, for crazy. From my all-time favorite contestant, Jade, of Cycle 6, whose "spoken word poetry" will haunt my dreams forever,



to Lisa, who tested out diapers in public as a "joke". From Natasha, a 20 year old Russian bride who actually had phone sex on camera with her 40 year old husband (ewwww) to Naima, the least interesting person ever on the show, and she actually won! Girls have fought over granola bars, been kicked off over incidents of beer-in-weave (actually there have been many weave-related incidents over the years), and have learned to resolve their conflicts by heaping abuse on their abuser (well played Cycle 8 girls vs. Renee).

But nothing compares to Tyra. This post was inspired by this video from The Soup, take a look:



I want to know who amongst us has the courage to take down Tyra's ego. It used to be fun to laugh at her attempt at "music"


or to giggle while she showed girls how to "smile with their eyes."

But lately she's even more out of control than before. Oprah's like, "Damn, Tyra, take it down a notch." Take a look at her latest weirdness:


She admits it! She wants you to run from her! And fiercely at that. I feel like Ahab attempting to take down Moby Dick. No, that isn't a fat joke. So I put it to you folks. Who out there is gonna take her out? And how?

PS- Here I feel I must include some spoken word from Jade's last episode on ANTM. As she was leaving, she snapped her fingers down the hallway, and exited forever. Farewell, brave voyager.

Leftover lady
Let alone the strongest to be subdued
If I only had the magic key that would unlock the realms to
The plateau of the highest me
Even though I've been badly bruised
Living in a house to become a popular muse.

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Marky Mark Sucks at Life

Earlier this week we posted about Marky Mark being unable to take a joke.. we had no idea how severe it was. His rage about the SNL skit that very gently mocked him two weeks ago seems to only be grown. He appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night and said of Andy Samberg:

"When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big fucking nose of his...and then I'm gonna tell him 'Say hi to your mother for me." He added: "I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go down to 30 Rock or wherever the fuck they shoot that show, he probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria or wherever, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose. Tune in, I gauran-fuckin-tee you."



Yeah. What a dick. I love it when people threaten a jew by saying they're going to "crack [their] big fuckin' nose." What really gets me is that he seems to think his little rant is funny and lighthearted. You're a celebrity. SNL can make fun of you. From his response you'd think the skit was Marky Mark Rapes Animals. This is really making me rethink my love of Good Vibrations. Oh by the way Marky Mark, say hi to you mother for me and let her know her son's an asshole.

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