Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Marky Mark Sucks at Life
Earlier this week we posted about Marky Mark being unable to take a joke.. we had no idea how severe it was. His rage about the SNL skit that very gently mocked him two weeks ago seems to only be grown. He appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night and said of Andy Samberg:
"When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big fucking nose of his...and then I'm gonna tell him 'Say hi to your mother for me." He added: "I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go down to 30 Rock or wherever the fuck they shoot that show, he probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria or wherever, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose. Tune in, I gauran-fuckin-tee you."
Yeah. What a dick. I love it when people threaten a jew by saying they're going to "crack [their] big fuckin' nose." What really gets me is that he seems to think his little rant is funny and lighthearted. You're a celebrity. SNL can make fun of you. From his response you'd think the skit was Marky Mark Rapes Animals. This is really making me rethink my love of Good Vibrations. Oh by the way Marky Mark, say hi to you mother for me and let her know her son's an asshole.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Marky Mark has no sense of humor.

Last week we mentioned that I really enjoyed the "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" sketch on SNL. Andy Samberg did an amazing impersonation of Marky Mark, but apparently it wasn't appreciated by the man himself. Marky Mark took time away from his busy pants dropping schedule to insult SNL and that sketch--laaammee. One of my pet peeves is the "SNL isn't funny anymore" line when people clearly don't watch the show. Granted, I do this with the show Family Guy and sometimes the Simpsons, but I occassionally watch both shows to see if there has been any improvement--and sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised. Anyway, I can only hope that Marky Mark's comments spur more Mark Wahlberg sketches. Say Hi to you mother for me, k?